CliffNotes version: Nope.

In the future, we’ll travel by jetpack to man-made beaches within some Interstellar-esque space station. There, alongside our intelligent operating system “boyfriend,” modeled after the British philosopher Alan Watts, we may eat a surf and turf dinner pill and drink up our sunscreen. But alas, there are no such possibilities right now—despite all of the press releases we get every summer saying that drinkable sunscreen is a real thing. Here’s the source of confusion: